Pets Name: Oscar Human: @soy_patria Gender: Male If your pet could tweet: meow meow le chat noir
Pets Name: Maddie Human: @mrcahalan Gender: Female If your pet could tweet: i look like dana from homeland and i dont know how to undo that
Name: Mackie Gender: Male Fun Fact: Rescued as a wee pup. Springer Spaniel (mostly), 7 years young. Adores his rescued sister, Lucy. If he could tweet: "Damn, I'm a good dog." Also: "Mine!"
Name: Daisy Human: @jsburgh Gender: Female If she could tweet: "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS" "WHAT IS THAT THING" "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS EVERYTHING I CANT EVEN OH GOD"
Name: Kima Human: @hspter Gender: Female If she could tweet: Please gtf off the internet and play with me. I will bite your hand until you do so. Hey who is this Romeo guy who lives with @DiannaMcD? He and I should hook up and have kittens that look EXACTLY LIKE BOTH OF US bc we are practically twins
Name: pennydreyfuss AKA #dingopup Human: @whyofocorso Gender: Female If she could tweet: Coming home from the shelter was the opposite of basic. Plus shoes to chew on, you know what I'm saying. #dingopack4lyfe
Name: Darth Dog Human: @Darth Breed: Yellow Lab Gender: Female Age: 13 years old Enjoys: walks, naps, and snacks If she could tweet: "Let's nap"
Name: Romeo Human: @DiannaMcD Age: 10 years old Gender: Male Enjoys: Begging for food, hiding from the vacuum, and trying to fit into small baskets. If he could tweet: He would only tweet @ mentions to my mom asking when dinner is happening.
Name: Cricket Human: @Katphished Age: 10 Months (4/20/12) !! Gender: Female Enjoys: Playing fetch, chewing shoelaces and snuggling as close to your face as possible. If she could tweet: She would tweet a lot: "Wake up! It's 5am already!" "Mmm no better way to start your day than drinking from the toilet." "I wonder what's past that door my mom leaves through every morning." "Totally killed it while...